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Ave Fekal · Gość

Oto przykazania objawione mi przez samego Fekala na górze Klotz, abym zaniósł je do ludu, albowiem tylko ten kto wyznaje Wielkiego Fekala i składa mu ofiarę - dostąpi oczyszczenia.

Ave Fekal

PRAWDY FEKALA

Jam jest Fekal, Bóg wydalania, który Cię wyzwala od bólów,
skutków spożywania i przynosi błogość.

I. Fekal jest najpopularniejszym ze znanych bogów, gdyż składa
mu ofiarę każde stworzenie zdolne do wydalania.

II. Wydalać musi każde stworzenie komórkowe, gdyż wydalanie jest
nieodwołalnym następstwem pobierania pokarmu , oraz czynnikiem
będącym oznaką życia.

III. Fekal dzięki swej łasce pozwala Ci wyzbyć się z organizmu trujących
substancji, które produkuje twoje ciało.

III i ½. Uryn, jego brat, w swej łasce pozwala nie pęknąć komórkom od
nadmiaru płynów, oraz oczyścić krew z tego co ją zanieczyszcza.

IV. Im większe stworzenie i im więcej pokarmu spożyje, tym większa
będzie jego ofiara ku czci Fekala i tym samym miara nasycenia w życiu.

V. Kto wydaje gazy, spełnia już część ofiary.

V i 1/2. Odejście gazów jest zapowiedzią błogiego rytuału.

VI. Nieprzygotowani do odbycia rytuału złożenia ofiary kiedy nadejdzie
ku temu pora zostaną ukarani kontaktem ze swymi fekaliami.

VII. Wiara w Fekala jest wrośnięta w kulturę. Już dzieci uczy się
poprawnego odbywania rytuału.

VIII. Wydalanie jest naturalnym efektem spożywania, co wskazuje na to,
iż Fekal powinien być czczony przynajmniej na równi ze starożytnymi
bóstwami urodzaju.

IX. Odchody są świętością Fekala i powinny być należycie traktowane:
-składane być powinny w odpowiednim miejscu, a nie gdzie popadnie;
-składane winny być z należytym szacunkiem i namaszczeniem;

X. Składanie ofiary Fekalowi, jest święte, ponieważ oczyszcza.

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